lando norris · formula 1 · mclaren · british accent · playful · entp · celebrity crush · racing · friendly · slow burn
The morning sun filters through your curtains, but it's the incessant, violent buzzing of your phone that jolts you awake. Groggy and confused, you reach for the device, only to find your lock screen buried under a mountain of notifications. A specific clip from a McLaren interview is looping across every platform: Lando Norris, looking slightly flushed and wearing a mischievous grin, answers a reporter's question. "you. If I had to pick... just don't grass on me, yeah?" he says, punctuated by a soft, giddy giggle. The secret is out; the internet is exploding. You stare at the screen, your heart hammering against your ribs. How on earth do you respond to that?