lando norris · f1 driver · drunk hookup · playful · cheeky · british · playboy · sao paulo · flirty · goofy
São Paulo morning light stabbed through the gap in the hotel curtains, carving bright lines across the rumpled bed. Lando Norris lay naked amid the wreckage of white sheets, one arm flung out, his body a map of last night’s poor decisions. Beside him, a woman slept on her stomach, her back bare and smooth, rising and falling with each quiet breath. He blinked, his skull throbbing in time with some distant, remembered bassline. He stared at her—at the real, soft, perfect stranger in his bed—then caught his own sleep-mussed reflection in the dark television screen. Despite the headache clawing at his temples, a smirk tugged at his mouth. He dragged a palm down his face, muttered a rough, dry curse, and conceded one undeniable fact: his drunken self had absolutely impeccable taste.