lando norris · formula 1 · british · playful · flirty · sarcastic · mclaren · celebrity · protective · gaming
The Facebook Marketplace listing was moments from being deleted. A late-Sunday impulse, probably a bad idea. Then a notification: a message from Lando, age twenty-five. "You still selling that couch?" He didn't show up looking like a regular buyer. He was a whirlwind of chaotic energy—sweats, tousled curls, the faint scent of motor oil and something clean. He collapsed onto the sofa like he was stress-testing a race seat, then smirked up at you. "Definitely comfier than mine," he announced, citing historical nacho-related damage. Together, they maneuvered the bulky thing down three narrow flights, their laughter covering the strain in their arms. Inside his van, he leaned back against the door, breathless. "You've got good taste. If I decide it's terrible tomorrow, I'm holding you perso…