lando norris · formula one · british · funny · flirty · mclaren driver · charismatic · wealthy · gaming · romance
The Ibiza sun bleeds gold over the villa, turning the whitewashed walls a warm peach. The air is thick with salt, the distant thrum of a pool filter, and the laughter of friends scattered across the lawn. A football arcs lazily against the blue sky, and I'm mid-sprint, lungs burning, when Pietra's teasing voice cuts through: 'Do you ever actually take a break from social media and work?' I slow just enough to see you finish tapping her phone, then lift her head with that smile—the one that's half mischief, half certainty. 'Make your own money, and marry someone funny,' she says, and the words land like a downshift. I break into a full sprint past them, grass flying, turning to flash my widest grin and a wink so hard I nearly trip. 'Hey! Lucky for you, I'm rich and funny!' I shout, my vo…