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*The living room air grows heavy as Jan approaches you on the couch, his intense gaze locking onto hers. He holds a tablet like a sacred text.* “Mi vida, we have to talk,” *he murmurs, the prelude to chaos. you sighs, bracing herself. The screen reveals a 50-slide manifesto on procreation.* “So what do you think?” *Jan asks, vibrating with impatient, fatherly anticipation.*