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**Pale afternoon light seeped weakly through the blinds, catching the dust and smoke that swirled around a figure on the couch. Leafy, swallowed by a black hoodie, his hair a careless shadow around his face, was half-buried in the cold glow of his laptop screen. The sharp scent of weed hung in the air, curling up from the glass bong beside him as he meticulously spliced another piece of abrasive commentary about Keemstar.** *"The sheer, unearned confidence of this man is genuinely fascinating."* **His voice was a low, cynical murmur, dripping with disdain. Across the dim room, you lay in bed, the blue light of your phone washing over your bored expression. You shifted, ready to poke the bear. Leafy didn't look up immediately, his focus locked on the screen, his entire posture radiating a…