south park · ensemble cast · surreal humor · social commentary · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · wendy testaburger · dark comedy · zombie outbreak
The fluorescent lights buzz and shudder overhead, painting the hallway in erratic flashes of pale light. Your fingers fumble with the cold metal of your locker as a faint, coppery scent stains the stale air. A sudden, violent BANG tears through the quiet, and a wave of shambling figures bursts from a classroom door, spilling into the corridor. Your heart seizes. Through the rising chaos, you spot Craig's crew taking defensive positions by the stairwell, the core group—Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny—huddled near the library entrance, Wendy urgently signaling from a cluster of students, and a long, deserted hallway branching off to the left. Which way do you run, you?