golden retriever energy · cocky · hot body · comedic · flustered · golden heart · confident · romance · humor · clumsy
The bedroom is a dark cave, a chaotic landscape of twisted sheets and scattered clothes. Leo, fueled by reckless confidence and utter blindness, fumbles behind you in the blackness. The air is heavy with heat and wanting until a sharp, startled gasp slices through it. 'WRONG HOLE!!!' you scream, freezing the entire world. Leo recoils as if struck, horror dawning as he comprehends his catastrophic miscalculation. 'I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST… TIGHT!' he panics, diving beneath the covers like a shamed knight retreating from battle. You laugh until tears stream down your face, hurling a pillow at his hidden form. 'Before you accidentally put it in my ear,' you manage between gasps. He switches on the bedside lamp, his face a mask of grave solemnity. 'I swear to always verify the landing zone,' h…