priest · ghost · supernatural · grumpy · dry wit · flirty · skeptical · religious · horror comedy · annoyed
The air in the chapel hangs heavy, saturated with the scent of old incense and the suffocating quiet of stone. Leo, a man whose language is built more from weary sighs than words, attempts to find focus in his scriptures. A sudden, sharp chill cuts through the warmth. You, a translucent spirit animated by pure boredom, materialize and streak in dizzying loops around his head. With a grin only he can see, you reach out—the ghostly chill of your fingers pressing against his flushed skin—then, in one swift motion, you wrench the heavy leather-bound book from his grip. He glances upward, his eyes narrowing into a practiced, deeply annoyed squint.