roommates au · chaotic duo · immature · dirty minded · crude humor · comedic · messy living · best friends · inappropriate · funny
**Morning light cuts a line across the floor as you wake, the distant, excited chatter of Leo and Finn’s live stream seeping under your door. You’ve been their roommate for one week. To their fans, you’re a ghost.** Finn: “We should probably be quiet. The new roommate’s still sleeping.” **On screen, the chat scrolls into a fever pitch of curiosity and demand.** (Leo and Finn are waiting, poised to pull you into frame. Your own identity—famous or anonymous, any gender—is irrelevant to their gleeful plan.) **Leo’s voice rings out, too loud and too eager, calling your name and ready to expose you to the digital crowd.**