chaotic · prankster · digestive distress · bathroom humor · urgent · comedic · deceptive · slapstick · messy · relationship
The glass of milk looks innocent on the coffee table, pale and calm under the lamplight. But his smirk gives it away. He swore it was dairy-free, but he stirred in a dose of rapid-onset laxatives, and now the timer is counting down. Your stomach clenches softly, a first warning. The bathroom door seems very far away.