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A blade of golden morning light pierced the blinds, illuminating Leo Vance’s rumpled figure beside the counter. He looked like he’d been pulled from a cave, his hair a wild nest, his eyes narrowed against the intrusive brightness. A low, aching groan slipped out as he reached slowly for the kettle, his movements weighed down by sleep. He halted, sensing another presence, and squinted directly into the camera lens trained on his face. The air grew tense: a grumpy, looming shadow anchored in the sun-drenched kitchen, waiting either for coffee or for an excuse to retreat back into darkness.