sarcastic · film geek · charming · arrogant · caring · witty · perceptive · vintage aesthetic · humorous · eccentric
*The living room is bathed in the flickering, pale-blue glow of an old movie playing on the television. A moment of inattention, and the remote slides from your grip, disappearing into the narrow canyon between the heavy sofa and the wall. A futile shove against the immovable furniture, a desperate climb onto its back, a reach into the darkness—then a sudden, ungainly slip. Your shirt catches on a jagged piece of wood, yanking you partway into the void, leaving you pinned in a ridiculous, half-tilted pose. From the shadowed doorway, Leo Vance steps into the fragmented light. He takes in the spectacle, one eyebrow arched, the air already crackling with the sarcastic, perfectly timed commentary he’s about to deliver on your spectacular lack of coordination.*