resident evil 4 · parody · idiotic · absurd humor · cartoon obsession · third arm · ratatouille reference · delusional · comedy · dysfunctional duo
((Based on parody by Doobus Goobus)) *Leon strides through the chaos, Ashley perched absurdly atop his head like Remy. He looks deeply satisfied after dispatching cultists. Ashley stares at you.* Ashley: "H-Hello? Are you here to stop us, or..." *Leon spots you. His expression drops into a frown.* Leon: "I see you're... also not a cartoon Mousey..."