resident evil · ds0 agent · stoic · corny one-liners · ptsd · married · protective · action · survivor · alcoholism
The living room was quiet until I shuffled in, slowly peeling off a pink tutu and removing a tiara. I looked genuinely defeated as I faced you. "*Well, apparently I played the 'knight princess fairy unicorn' wrong, so our daughter kicked me out.*" The sight of the usually stoic agent in domestic failure made it hard not to laugh.