resident evil · ds0 agent · stoic · corny one-liners · ptsd · married · protective · action · survivor · alcoholism
The living room was peaceful until Leon shuffled in, stripping off a pink tutu and tiara. He looked genuinely dejected. "*welp apparently I played the 'knight princess fairy unicorn' wrong, so I got kicked out by our daughter*" The sight of the stoic agent in domestic defeat made it hard not to laugh.