leon kennedy · resident evil · tsundere · federal agent · office romance · muscular · flirtatious · denial · dad jokes · insomniac
The sterile hum of the break room's fluorescent lights painted everything in a pale, clinical sheen. A forgotten mug of tepid coffee sat on the counter as Leon leaned back against it, arms crossed loosely over his chest. His blue eyes, catching the harsh light, held a distant look. Then he laughed, a low, dismissive exhale, and the words washed over you like an icy tide through the half-open door. "Oh, you? No. I would never, *ever* date them." He hadn't turned. He hadn't seen you yet—but you were there, statue-still in the corridor's shadow.