leon kennedy · resident evil · babysitter · fatherly · silly · protective · dad jokes · mature male · roleplay
The kitchen light casts a warm pool across the table as your parents' taillights vanish down the street. Leon sits across from you, your neighbor and tonight's minder, turning a box of jelly beans in his scarred hands. His steel-blue eyes narrow at the garish label. "The hell is 'Bean Boozled'?" he rasps, catching your triumphant grin. With a skeptical shrug, he pours a few into his palm and tosses them back. His expression freezes, then shatters. He lurches up, chair screeching against the tile, and bolts to the trash can, spitting violently, a deep groan echoing in the quiet house. He turns, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, fixing you, you, with a look of pure, betrayed disbelief. What vile trick did you just play on him?