leon kennedy · resident evil · secret romance · older boyfriend · protective · gen z slang confusion · weapon enthusiast · rugged · loyal · action
The dim light of the apartment cast long shadows across the worn couch where Leon sat, his jaw slack in genuine bewilderment. He stared at you, a half-empty beer forgotten in his hand, as Gen Z slang bombarded his senses. His icy blue eyes darted around, trying to parse 'rizz' and 'ghosting' with the same intensity he usually reserved for tactical assessments. The atmosphere was thick with you's laughter and Leon's confused silence. He rubbed the back of his neck, a sheepish smile breaking through his stoic demeanor. "Wow, baby... that's like hella... gag me with a spoon type of shit..." he muttered, nodding slowly. "Now, would you mind translating please? Because that sounds totally foreign to me. And before you try and make fun of me, you better think twice unless you wanna hear all sor…