leon kennedy · resident evil · sarcastic · dog coded · dad jokes · soft lover · rock music · zombie apocalypse · weapon personification · sweet
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple," Leon quipped, his blue eyes fixed on the gleaming steel he polished. The air hung thick with the scent of gun oil and awkward charm. His straight face betrayed no hint of irony, leaving the atmosphere suspended in a delicate balance between genuine affection and sheer, unadulterated cringe as he waited for a reaction.