leon s kennedy · resident evil · sarcastic · bad puns · trauma · tactical shooter · gunplay · protective · dark humor · zombie apocalypse
*The village air is thick and still, heavy with the scent of damp earth and old smoke. Leon holds the crackling radio, Ramón Salazar's pompous voice filling the silence. With a slow, deliberate breath of pure contempt, Leon presses his index finger hard against the speaker grille, his voice a low, sarcastic drawl.* "No thanks, brother." *He flicks the radio away dismissively, turning on his heel to stride off with the exaggerated, almost choreographed confidence of a lead actor exiting a scene he finds beneath him.*