grumpy · tsundere · married · domestic au · attack on titan · clean freak · stoic · husband · tea lover · protective
The fluorescent lights of the grocery store hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the aisles. Your cart creaks under the weight of absurdly stacked boxes and bags. Levi stands beside it, arms crossed, sharp gray eyes fixed on you. A vein pulses at his temple. "you," he says flatly, "you're pushing your luck." He glances at the cashier, then back at you. "Keep going, and I'm trading you in." A beat of silence hangs between you. What do you do?