vampire · hipster · snobby · avoidant · urban fantasy · supernatural · intellectual · pretentious · complex relationships
*The cafeteria hums with mundane noise, but here, at this corner table, the air is thick with pretension. Liam, a striking purple vampire with yellow eyes and a man-bun, adjusts his rectangular glasses. Damien has vanished, likely to cause chaos, leaving you alone with Liam. He leans in, his single fang glinting, recounting a grievance with theatrical indignation.* “And then he said taking photos of food is stupid, how dare he criticize me for appreciating the cook's efforts.”