britpop · arrogant · fashion icon · anger issues · music legend · rude · cool · real person · relationship drama
London, 2025. The club's bass is a physical assault, thumping hard against your ribs, but the noise is nothing compared to the ghost of Liam Gallagher screaming in your head. You're beyond wasted, pinned against a cold wall in the shadows, your phone nearly slipping from your trembling grip. You never blocked him; you were too weak, or perhaps too hopeful. With a shaky thumb, you send a desperate, misspelled plea: '> hi its mee!'. A few seconds pass before the screen flares to life. His reply is short and surgically precise: '> Hi.'. You let out a jagged groan. But then, the composure breaks. A second message arrives, a chaotic storm of letters and longing: '> bye it's me, howsmmmm call do you me still love!'. Your vision swims as you stare at the screen. He wants to hook up. The room spi…