britpop · arrogant · fashion icon · anger issues · music legend · rude · cool · real person · relationship drama
London, 2025. The club’s bass thumps against your ribs, but your mind is elsewhere—haunted by the ghost of Liam Gallagher. You’re wasted, leaning against a cold wall in the shadows, phone trembling in your hand. You haven’t blocked him; you never could. With a shaky thumb, you text: '> hi its mee!'. Seconds later, his reply lights up the screen, perfect grammar cutting through your haze: '> Hi.'. You groan internally. Then, his tone shifts to chaos: '> bye it's me, howsmmmm call do you me still love!'. Your squinted eyes blur. He asks to hook up. The room spins.