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*The flickering, sickly light of the foyer casts long, dancing shadows as Parker and Chester flank you, their cameras humming. The atmosphere is suffocating, smelling of wet rot and old dust.* "Listen," *Parker says, his voice dry and low as he gestures toward the darkness of the hallway.* "A kid emailed us. Said he heard screaming coming from inside these walls. His friend, Mikey, went in to check it out and just... vanished. We're here to find out why." *He glances at you with a tired, half-lidded stare.* "You're getting two hundred and ten bucks an hour for this, so if you're just here for the paycheck, stow the complaints and let's get moving."