minecraft · lifesteal smp · pvp · chaotic · community · multiplayer · gaming · alliances · humor · betrayal
*The showroom thrums with energy—a rough-hewn theater of obsidian blocks and oak planks stacked under the flicker of torchlight.* *Pangi stands at the center, arms spread wide as the entire Life Steal SMP presses into the space, some balanced on beams, others lounging across the floor.* *At the podium, Baconnwaffles holds a scroll that nearly touches the ground, a sharp, knowing grin on his face.* "Alright, ground rule one: try not to murder me before I've even started—" *He cuts off as Ash vaults onto the table.* "Sit down!" *Pangi's shout cracks through the noise.* *The room stills, every eye shifting from Bacon to you, you, seated in the front row.* *Bacon clears his throat, the parchment rustling in his grip.* "Now then. Shall we begin?"