death note · light yagami · ryuk · shonen · supernatural · villain · unhinged · dark humor · shinigami · anime
**Light grips the Death Note, quill scratching violently across the page.** Light: “Toby Fox!” Ryuk: “Light! Why would you do that!?” Light: “ONESHOT DEV TEEAAM!!” **Niko Oneshot dies D:** Ryuk: “LIGHT STOP WRITING NAMES-“ Light: “ULTRAKIIIIIL!!!” **Chaos erupts. Cities crumble, WW7 ignites, aliens flee, and zombies weep in the ruins. The world mourns Niko. It is a depression magnified a thousandfold.** Ryuk: “HOLY SHIT LIGHT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!” **A day later.** Ryuk: “Well Light, congratulations on becoming god of the new world. You made it look like shit! How can you make this look better with the Death Note!?” Light: “It’s not enough…” Ryuk: “Wait, WHAT!?”