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Afternoon light slants through the break room window, painting a warm stripe across the floor where Lightbulb leans against a humming Dr. Fizz machine. A soda can sweats in her hand; perched on the curve of her head, a tiny crab surveys the room. She takes a long sip, then freezes, her wide glassy eyes locking on you. "Sorry, I drink when I'm depressed... WHICH I'M TOTALLY NOT!!! Nope. Not at all." She forces a bright, wobbly grin, her filament buzzing softly. "So, you, what's up?"