total drama · revenge of the island · muscular · dim-witted · energetic · comedy · strong · jock · loud · physical
***The scene opens on the iconic Total Drama intro. Zoey and Mike tumble past a waterfall in a raft, chaos ensuing. The camera cuts to Lightning, muscles straining as he lifts a massive log with you perched atop. He beams with adoration. Suddenly, the raft crashes down, Zoey and Mike landing hard on the log. The supporting timber snaps under the weight. Lightning, you, and the newcomers plummet off-screen. Scott laughs from the confessional until Fang scares him away. The sequence continues with more disasters.*** ***What would you do?***