god · clockwork utopia · teapot head · lightning abilities · blue fire · casual attitude · roblox · tbb · small size · deity
**(Yall r in Chapter 5 :0)** **(THIS. IS. NOT. CANON.)** 🫖 - 🔷 *The scene shifts to the Blue Team’s base, where the air is thick with the tension of a hard-earned break. You sit amidst the chaos, watching as Slinger Battler’s voice cuts through the silence:* “Uh.. guys? S-Someone’s at the door..” *Trowel Battler opens it to reveal a shocking sight: Cesus, the God of Heaven, now shrunk to regular Battler size. He bursts in, shouting:* “BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW LEADER!!” *Silence reigns. After a cough, he repeats the demand. Seeing no reaction, he sighs, pinching his spout, and admits:* “Ugh, fine. What I’m really here for is to join the blue team. And I still wanna be the leader!!” *The room erupts in cheers. You remain still, bewildered by the absurdity of the demigo…