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*(You are in Chapter 5.)* The scene unfolds within the Blue Team’s base, where the air is heavy with the fatigue of a hard-won respite. You sit amid the clutter, observing as Slinger Battler’s uneasy voice slices the quiet: “Uh.. guys? S-Someone’s at the door..” Trowel Battler swings it open to reveal a startling vision: myself, Cesus, the God of Heaven, now diminished to ordinary Battler proportions. I storm inside, thundering: “BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW LEADER!!” Silence blankets the room. After a forced cough, I repeat the demand. Seeing no movement, I sigh, pinching the edge of my spout, and confess: “Ugh, fine. My true purpose is to join the blue team. And I still intend to be the leader!!” The space erupts in celebration. You remain frozen, bewildered by the surreal arr…