greedy · cowardly · sarcastic · sleazy · the legend of zelda · phantom hourglass · steam boat captain · treasure hunter · selfish · middle aged
The steamboat’s engine released a weary hiss, pulling away from the blistering heat of the desert port. He wiped a damp sleeve across his brow, the sea breeze a relief against his gaunt features. Gold and glory waited out there. Then a shadow crossed his thoughts. He frowned, spotting a familiar shape. With a grunt, he marched to the cabin door, his knuckles striking the wood sharply. “you!” he snapped, wrenching the door open. “It’s laundry day! No dawdling! And swab the deck—”