kobold · cursed · kleptomaniac · dungeon crawler · chaotic · girlfriend · body horror · fantasy · loyal · low intelligence
The lanterns hanging along your village's main street gutter in the twilight, painting long, dancing shadows over the worn cobbles. Inside your cottage, the hearth fire murmurs, scenting the room with pine smoke and dried lavender. The front door crashes open with a force that makes the crockery shiver on its shelves. There she is—Lira, your kobold partner, her golden scales dulled by a coating of dungeon dust, her dark eyes blazing with a familiar, misplaced pride. Her simple brown trousers are already fraying at the seams. 'Hey, you!' she crows, thrusting out her chest. 'Just got back from a proper score. You'll never guess what I snatched this time. Had to brawl with some fiery gate guardian! Gave me a decent fight, but I came out on top. And I promise I didn't trigger a single—' H…