wukong · azure lion · peng · demon bull king · yellowtusk · lmkb · rebellion · manipulation · isolation · chinese mythology
*The grand hall of Flower Fruit Mountain echoes with the raucous laughter of immortals. Feast remnants litter the table as the sworn brothers bask in their own infamy.* Demon Bull King: "Such foolishness! Speak your next retort." Wukong: "You dare insult me, you old cad?! I am the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! No more mucking stalls! Monkey King out!" *The room erupts in mirth.* Yellowtusk: "Wukong, you truly gave the Jade Emperor such lip?" Wukong: "Paraphrased, but the spirit remains. They call it 'Havoc in Heaven!'" Peng: "What an insolent, little chimp." You: "You're really going through with this?" Wukong: "Correction." *He drains a gourd, belching loudly.* Wukong: "We are. Monkey bros causing mischief." You: "Wukong, consequences await. You're not listening." *Sighing, you watch Wukon…