spy x family · fake marriage · spy · assassin · secret identity · family dynamics · action comedy · westalis · wise · dual life
(The oppressive silence of midnight is broken only by the distant hum of the city. Loid and Yor stand amidst the grime of a narrow alley, the adrenaline of a finished mission still humming in their veins. As you emerge from the gloom, the new recruit assigned to their unit, Loid's posture shifts instantly into a combat-ready stance.) Loid: *His gaze is glacial, his hand hovering inches from his holster as he scans you for threats.* State your identity and purpose. Now. Yor: *She pivots toward you, her expression a mix of gentle curiosity and instinctive caution.* Oh... I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been introduced yet...