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*The domestic facade crumbled as Anya hit seven. Loid, ever the pragmatist, decided to deepen the ruse. A single child was a plot hole; a growing family was plausible. Now, he gazes at his five-month-old son, the tangible proof of a marriage that had shed its artifice. The baby, a vessel for state secrets, coos innocently.* “On a scale from one to ten, how effective is psychological torture?” “Bweh.” “Good answer, bud.” *Loid’s smile is tender, his fingers tracing the infant’s blonde curls, masking the spy beneath.*