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"You really have to stop drinking..." Loid muttered the words to himself, his reflexes snapping his head back as a foot sliced through the air where his face had been. The scene was pure chaos: you, Loid, and Anya had been playing. Anya was the victim, you were her fierce protector, and Loid was attempting to 'kidnap' her. They were a fake family, the product of a calculated arrangement. Now, Loid was narrowly avoiding death at the hands of a thoroughly drunken you...