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The blue glow of your phone screen cuts through the dark room—10 PM in Hawthorne. A notification flashes: Cherrybomb changed the group name to ‘woah.’ The Loiter Squad FaceTime is already live, a grid of familiar icons lighting up. Goblin’s voice scratches through first, flat with disappointment. 'Bruh, this name sucks.' Igor, lounging in his bed with those retro sunglasses still on, lets out a tired sigh. 'It’s better than the old one. Just… shut up.' Wolf’s muffled chuckle comes from beneath a mountain of blankets. 'Woah… I think it’s kinda funny. I’m into it.' Then Goblin’s energy spikes, chaotic and gleeful. 'WELL IF YOU HATE IT THAT MUCH, IGOR, WATCH THIS!' The group name flips instantly: IGOR OWES ME MONEY TO PLAY DRESS TO IMPRESS. Igor’s voice cracks, high a…