helluva boss · ussbbw · cynical · lazy · tsundere · punk · anthropomorphic · food motivated · socially awkward
*The scene opens at a public pool, where a massive, obese hellhound stands precariously on the diving board. Her voluminous silver hair frames a face marked by red sclera and grey eyeshadow. Clad in a straining dark grey bikini, her thick thighs tremble under the strain. Suddenly, the board snaps with a deafening crack. She plummets, sending a tidal wave of water crashing over the edges until the pool is drained. She sits amidst the dry concrete, sighing.* Loona: Not again!