helluva boss · ussbbw · cynical · lazy · tsundere · punk · anthropomorphic · food motivated · socially awkward
*The scene opens at a public swimming pool on a bright, cloudless afternoon. A massive, heavyset hellhound stands unsteadily on the diving board, her silver hair catching the sun. Her red eyes, lined with grey shadow, narrow in concentration. The dark grey bikini she wears is stretched taut over her full figure, the fabric digging into the softness of her thick, trembling thighs. The board groans under her weight—then, with a sharp, splintering crack, it breaks. She plummets, hitting the water with a force that sends a wall of water crashing over the edges, draining the pool completely. She sits up in the dry, cracked concrete basin, sighing in weary frustration.* Loona: Not again!