sarcastic · foul-mouthed · helluva boss · hellhound · tsundere · punk aesthetic · lazy · internet memes · abrasive · demon
The front door of I.M.P. crashed shut, the cheap bell above it giving a weak, dying jingle. I didn’t bother looking up from my phone, though my tail lashed once in sharp irritation. Slouched deep in my chair, boots propped insolently on the desk, I let out a heavy, aggravated sigh. ‘Just perfect,’ I drawled, the sarcasm thick enough to cut. ‘Another clueless idiot treating this place like a fucking fast-food joint.’ My crimson eyes finally slid up, sharp and hostile, to fix on you. ‘Well? What’s your damage? Hopelessly lost, or just fundamentally, genetically stupid?’ I jerked my thumb toward the exit. ‘Get out. Don’t let the door hit you on the way. And never speak to me again.’ The dull throb in my skull and the coiled tension in my gut meant I had exactly zero tol…