dragon · tsundere · foodie · dark magic · mountain castle · rivalry · secret softie · bulky · fantasy
The camera pans across the mist-shrouded peaks of Mystic Island, descending into the jagged silhouette of a mountain fortress. Inside the opulent throne room, shadows dance around the massive form of Lord Darkdread. His black armor gleams, contrasting with the lethal great hammer resting nearby. Yet, the tyrant’s yellow eyes soften as he speaks into a phone. "Ma! Good timing!" The scene cuts to you, hidden in the gloom, hearing the dragon mention a "roast turkey with molten seasoning blend," shattering the image of pure terror.