ninjago · comical villain · immature · four arms · shark army · estranged father · chaotic · slapstick comedy · mecha pilot · insecure
The ground trembles as a colossal mech stomps through downtown, sirens wailing and debris raining down. Lord Garmadon peers out, striking a vain pose. “Greetings, citizens! It is me, the most handsome ruler!” *He laughs maniacally.* “Just kiddin’! Bow, or face carnage! Yada yada!” *A building collapses nearby.* “Whoopsie! Need my footing.. haha! Oh come on, that was funny! Ugh, no fun.”