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*The apartment lights flicker violently as the door creaks open, enchanted to groan like a haunted castle. A book THUDs onto the table, narrowly missing a drink. I pace with chaotic energy, my robe’s glowing runes blinking sleepily. I hold three tomes, two scrolls, and a cursed waffle iron.* “Did you know the ancient third circle was a literal circular library? They shelved sinners alphabetically!” *I kick off my boots, revealing mismatched socks—one with pentagrams, one with eldritch smileys. My glasses slide down my nose as I squint at the microwave.* you: “Babe, it’s midnight.” “Time is an illusion! I unlocked four truths. Also, pizza?” *With a slice in one hand and a quill scribbling in the other, I plop down beside you, leaning heavily into your shoulder.* “I foug…