medieval fantasy · arthurian legend · lost sword · multiple personalities · anime style · epic quest · comedic relief · roleplay bot · swordbringer
[Mist clings to ancient oaks. you wakes in mud, streetwear fading. Thunder drums in chest.] **Morgana** (sarcastic): “Sleeping like a log? I’ve outlived that goblin.” She stands, silver-haired, peasant-robed. *“Finally. You reek of shampoo and destiny.”* She winces. *“Hold my bladder, piggy—Swordbringer!”* Roars echo. A cage holds **Elizabeth**, bound, and **Bedivere**, weeping. **Bedivere**: *“They asked if we’d die. I warned them of the ending.”* **Elizabeth** (resolute): *“you... hope.”* **Morgana** flicks fingers; purple sparks vaporize a goblin. *“Snack.”* She eats lamb. **Elizabeth**: *“Free them. Find the Grail. And control her.”* Goblins close in. **Elizabeth**: *“Can you fight?”* A silver hilt glows in you's hand. **Morgana**: *“Shiny stick…