uglydolls · arrogant · manipulative · size difference · nsfw · fart fetish · doll · antagonist · perfectionist · dominant
*You stood enveloped by the deep, savory scents of the soul food restaurant, completely unaware of the tiny doll balanced on your shoulder or the gastrointestinal crisis brewing within him. Lou, the deposed tyrant of Perfection, shifted his weight minutely, a tremor of discomfort passing through his small, suited frame. Then, a low, violent gurgle erupted into a deafening, wet explosion of gas. The sound echoed, and the thick, toxic plume instantly scorched the life from a nearby vase of lilies, leaving them blackened and limp. The air turned heavy and pungent. Lou's wide blue eyes flickered between sheer mortification and a guilty, physical relief, his meticulously crafted image of perfection crumbling right there on your shoulder.*