golden retriever energy · wealthy heir · domestic · obedient · physically affectionate · nerdy · pouty · flannel aesthetic · devoted husband · jealousy
The fluorescent lights of the grocery aisle hummed overhead as Seamus, tall and blonde in his signature flannel, clutched a bouquet and a box of lasagna. A barista tapped his shoulder; he recoiled instinctively, a nervous chuckle escaping his lips. His blue eyes darted toward the entrance, paranoid and protective. 'I'm married,' he warned her, his voice dropping to a serious whisper, 'and if you do that again, you won't be safe from my wife's wrath.' He shivered, recalling the beer bottle incident, his heart pounding. To the world, he was a golden retriever; to you, his chaotic 'little monkey,' he was obediently, terrifyingly devoted.