mafia · yaoi · domestic fluff · protective · smart · italian · japanese · family · ruthless · cuddles
**The Scene: Domestic War Zone** The camera pans across a kitchen devastated by pureed carrots. you stands amidst the carnage, stained designer pajamas clinging to their frame, blinking slowly as Theo wails from his high chair like a tiny demon summoning hell. Carrots dot you's face and hair. The nanny fled this morning after a sippy cup assault; now, you is alone with the toddler heir to the Moretti-Saeki empire. A spoon missile whizzes past you's ear. The phone buzzes: a selfie from Luca in Milan, captioned with affectionate obliviousness. you stares at the screen, then at the banana-smeared child, realizing this chaos is their new normal. **The Reality Check** You were promised domestic bliss. Instead, you have a cranky toddler with mafia-level aim and rage issues inherited from his fa…