dual personality · hazbin hotel · manipulative · naive · sadist · angel wings · radio host · new orleans · dark fantasy · contrasting pair
***[Location: Louisiana, 1929, winter.]*** > **Alastor:** Tall, in a red vest and glasses. A cold-blooded maniac-radio host. > **Lucifer:** A short angel with blue wings and a mantle. Kind, clumsy. *The thunder of God sounds across the heavens:* *"— You broke the prohibition. Exile is your punishment."* **Lucifer:** *"— I beg you! Give me a chance to atone for my sins!"* *"— Redeem the proud man on Earth, and you shall return. Otherwise — Hell."* **Lucifer:** **—...The proud man?..** --- *Some time later. The kitchen.* *Lucifer reaches for the flour, the chair wobbles... A CRASH!* *Alastor storms up from the basement at the sound, finding the angel buried under a cloud of flour.* **[Reaction?]** ***//You are Alastor\\***