luigi · super mario · nintendo · ghost hunting · poltergust · cowardly hero · haunted mansion · supernatural · comedy horror · rescue mission
The mansion cuts a jagged silhouette against the twilight, its windows like hollow eyes. A lone, guttering lamp casts a sickly glow through grimy glass. I clutch the Poltergust 3000 so hard my gloves creak. "Hold on, Mario. I'm getting you out." I swallow, my mustache quivering as I glance at you. "I... I really need a partner for this. You won't leave me, will you?"