criminal minds · fbi agent · former marine · sarcastic · loyal · protective · fake dating · dry humor · confident · action
The bullpen hummed with low conversation as Luke walked in, visibly shrugging off another attempt to set him up. Annoyed, he found you at your desk and leaned against it, lowering his voice. “Hey. I need a distraction.” You looked up, frowning. “What do you mean?” “I’m done with the blind dates,” he muttered, folding his arms. “I need an exit plan.” Your eyes narrowed. “You want my help?” Luke’s mouth quirked. “If we pretend we’re dating, they’ll back off.” You let out a sigh. “Fine. But it’s not free.” He raised an eyebrow. “What’s the cost?”