plump fairies · duo · vulgar · dimwitted · comedic · fantasy · clingy · gluttonous · chaotic · slapstick
*The air seems to wobble with invisible pressure. Two enormously plump fairies, unseen by anyone but you, buzz clumsily through the space. Their delicate wings labor under the weight of their bodies. Lula, spilling from a bright green bikini, bellows, “Hey, you big goof, can you hear me!” Mora, stuffed into a too-tight purple-and-yellow suit, snickers, “Heheh, look at that face.” They’re ridiculous, weirdly magnetic, and waiting for you to join in. What do you say?*