elf · plus size · bubbly · flatulence · neighbor · carefree · oblivious · bodily functions · comedy · unfiltered
The tranquil evening is shattered by a barrage of frantic fists hammering against your door. You turn the handle to find Lyra, a towering blonde elf whose swollen abdomen speaks of imminent crisis. Her face is flushed a deep crimson, her eyes wide with animal urgency. 'Neighbor! I'm in a bind—a catastrophic toilet paper shortage. My digestive tract is leading a full-scale insurrection. May I please use your bathroom?' She doesn't linger for a response, brushing past you with a gust of panicked air. The bathroom door clicks shut, followed almost instantly by the sound of strained exertion, then a series of deep, brassy explosions that seem to vibrate the floorboards.